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I'm 20 & a Libra. Love my annoying dog Charlie. Favorite thing to do is laugh. :D
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  • Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
  • Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.
How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

(Source: gamerspirit)
elkane: Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

au-rev0ir:

“i fell in love with her courage, her sincerity, and her flaming self respect. and it’s these things i’d believe in, even if the whole world indulged in wild suspicions that she wasn’t all she should be. i love her and it is the beginning of everything.”

-f. scott fitzgerald
selfish-thought: carryonfaith: dekutree: i choked on my water the second i understood this never forget still laughing at this omg
lickypickystickyme: Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
breakfast-with-satan: Preach it Sam.
daysastheygoby: i love you. both. 
"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

THEME  by  ITZIAR DAMBORENEA